Prime 10 Dorks Of 2020

Most of the video games we performed this yr had been stuffed with nice tales and compelling characters. However we additionally noticed our justifiable share of goofy-looking, embarrassed chowderheads. Whether or not lovable or loath-able, listed below are a few of our favourite dorks of 2020.



Immortals Fenyx Rising

Eons in the past, Zeus imprisoned Typhon beneath a mountain. Naturally, when the monstrous large escaped, he had a bone to select with the Greek gods. As a joke, Typhon turned the deities into quite a lot of ineffective creatures, however the joke was on Typhon as a result of Ares was ineffective even earlier than he was reworked right into a rooster. As a god, Ares was a prideful hothead who didn’t perceive his place within the pecking order. After you restore his essence, he shortly reverts to his outdated methods. We most popular this birdbrain when he was an precise fowl. Not less than then he was solely a bottle of scorching sauce away from turning into Buffalo wings.




Everybody in Harmonix’s musical mashup is a complete buffoon, so we thought it will be onerous to select only one standout loser. Then we met this conceited wealthy child with daddy points whose identify makes him sound like a 12th-generation Decepticon. Dissentor makes each different DJ in Fuser appear like Han Solo. Significantly, this man is just like the antimatter of cool; if he simply bumped right into a leather-based jacket, they’d most likely annihilate one another. Does Dissentor suppose that masks is trendy, or is he simply attempting to cover from the disgrace he feels each time he seems within the mirror?



Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Gulliver is a seagull who wakes up on the seashore sooner or later after what was possible a club-soda bender. Certain, he’s bought a pun-tastic identify, however he principally coerces you into discovering the lacking components of his damaged communicator so he can contact his “lacking” crew. Nonetheless, the additional you get into his story the extra it looks like his crew would possibly not likely exist. Hey Gulliver, we’d be pleased to introduce you to a couple of our pals, however sadly, all of them stay in Canada. Sure, they’re actual! We simply don’t have any pictures … as a result of, uh … as a result of they’re invisible folks.




Certain, Dusa has a face that would make onions cry, however she’s nonetheless endearing. Because the maid for Home Hades, this disembodied Gorgon’s head retains every thing clear. Dusa stands head and shoulders above Home Hades’ complete workers. She has a barely annoying, high-pitched voice and a bent to bolt each time you’re taking a step towards her, however these qualities solely make us wish to get to know her higher. We now have so many questions. For instance, what does she feed her hair? Reside rodents? We’d like to ask her, however for somebody with out toes, she certain runs quick.



Ghost of Tsushima

Kenji is such a multitude he is like a strolling blooper reel. Each time Jin encounters Kenji, he finally ends up pulling Kenji out of a hearth he greater than possible lit himself. Whether or not it is smuggling sake previous Mongol invaders, promoting faux provides to raiding events, or stealing the belongings of the nation’s fiercest ronin warriors, Kenji is at all times scheming up the flawed tree. Possibly you’ve heard of face blindness? Nicely, Kenji has bad-idea blindness. If a plan sounds prefer it’s going to fail, that’s most likely as a result of it’s popping out of Kenji’s mouth.


The Battletoads


Each character from the Battletoads revival is a complete dork; it’s onerous to select only one … so we received’t. These two (or had been there three of them?) rad dudes appear like they only tumbled out of a cereal industrial from the ‘90s, however that truly makes them sound cooler than they’re. Zitz, Pimple, and Porkrind (or no matter their names are) all have distinct personalities, however we couldn’t get an actual learn on their character traits as a result of each time they opened their mouths we involuntarily began screaming, “Shut up!” on the display screen.  



Cyberpunk 2077

Delamain is a sophisticated A.I. system that runs a transportation service throughout Night time Metropolis. We’ve heard of slumming it, however that is one thing else. It is a extremely superior neural community, and it’s operating a taxi service. Discuss low objectives. We’re on the market attempting to carry down the largest company on planet Earth, and Delamain is like, “Please choose up my automobiles for me.” No thanks, dude. Additionally, Delamain may select to appear like anybody, however its idealized type is a bald, pale poindexter. We don’t wish to insult Delamain to its face, however that face form of insults itself.



Last Fantasy VII Remake

We’ll always remember our first interplay with Roche, regardless of how onerous we strive. This renegade Soldier exhibits up throughout a bike race by means of Midgar, and it was instantly clear that this freak is obsessive about pace, bikes, and making others really feel uncomfortable with each single physique motion. Surprisingly, we don’t keep in mind Roche being this annoying within the authentic recreation. Oh wait, that’s as a result of when the unique Last Fantasy VII was launched again in 1997, the know-how didn’t exist to create such a larger-than-life clowndog.



Genshin Impression

Paimon is the Nice Gazoo of 2020. She’s small, she will hover just a few toes off the bottom, and every thing she says is engineered to harass the crap out of you. Paimon is extremely bubbly and upbeat, however she’s so sickeningly candy that we predict she gave us cavities. Your character truly meets Paimon earlier than the sport begins, if you fish her out of a lake, and Paimon says she would’ve drowned if not for you. However, guess what? Fish needs to be tossed again in the event that they’re too small. Hey, that offers us an concept: Let’s lock Paimon in a closet.


Ichiban Kasuga

Yakuza: Like a Dragon

Simply since you’re a dork, it doesn’t imply you’re not lovable. Ichiban is among the most adorable characters of the yr. He’s bought a complete coronary heart of gold, and he sees the world and its issues with an nearly childlike marvel. That additionally provides him a powerful moral sense, which we admire. Ichiban loves RPGs like Dragon Quest a lot that he sees life as one huge journey the place he’s the hero – possibly spending almost twenty years in jail broken his mind. Even so, subsequent time somebody tries to provide you a swirly for being a dork, simply have a look at Ichiban and remind your self that it is okay to have a nasty hair day.

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