You might be invited to affix “The Primate Statement Membership”, the place you’ll observe the lives of caged monkeys and punctiliously analyze the data obtained.
GLOSSARY OF TERMS:
THE PRIMATE OBSERVATION CLUB: a shadowy group that observes different individuals by surveillance cameras and compromised webcams.
YOU: the latest member of the CLUB, uninterested in your run-down house, boring existence and boring job.
MONKEYS: dozens of strangers who’ve fallen prey to your voyeurism.
VOYEURISM: Precisely what you suppose it’s (and in addition the rationale why we’re rated “MATURE”).
PRIVACY: One thing that the monkeys suppose they’ve.
PC (PERSONAL COMPUTER): Yep, we put a PC in your recreation that’s in your PC so that you could work on a PC whilst you’re taking part in the sport that’s in your PC!
FEEDING THE MONKEYS: Interacting or interfering with the themes in any manner. Feeding the monkeys is strictly prohibited.
SHIT HITTING THE FAN: What might (or might not) occur when you feed the monkeys.
Oddly sufficient, membership members hold feeding the monkeys as if they simply can’t abide by this quite simple rule! How about you? Will you assist these you’re spying on, extort them, expose them and sabotage their goals, or will you observe your directions and sit twiddling your thumbs whereas the world burns?